Spring means beautiful flowers, winter’s thaw and lovely new fashions. However, it also means some ugliness. Take [this latest trend](http://offtherack.people.com/2007/04/would_you_wear_.html) for example. Ick! I love my jeans and I love finding new ways to wear denim, but this is one trend I’ll be bypassing. What do you think?
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Egad. I remember being so proud of my pair of electric blue Guess jeans when I was a kid. But looking back…. they were so, so, so ugly!
Oh yeah – I’ll be buying those in red – WAIT – the Fashion Police (my daughter) just arrested me and gave me a life sentence. Guess I WON”T be buying them after all.
Anne: That’s right, you won’t be wearing them! Zarah: I wish you still had those jeans – it would be really funny to see them on you!
I will immediately be purchasing these for all the female members of my family.
Um, no you won’t. I’ll make sure of that. Keep America Beautiful – that’s my philosophy.