Here’s the fun we’re experiencing in Missouri:
That’s our basement floor as of this morning. The water keeps pouring in and the sump pump is draining about every 45 seconds. My studio is flooded. My entire house smells like a basement. As you can see, the cats are devastated:
I think I’ll take that nervous breakdown now. Can I get fries with that?
Pretty Pretty Bang Bang 
This is why we don’t have basements here in Houston – !