Sometimes it’s really nice not to be a celebrity. For example, I just saw Kelly Le Brock on the Today show and, man, she has not aged well. She just finished some new celebrity weight loss show and Today was talking to her and the author of yet another “new” diet. Kelly had gained about 40 lbs since her heyday in the 80s, but it wasn’t the weight that shocked me. She looks really aged! I don’t know if she’s suffering from some weird post-cosmetic surgery effects or what, but she looks puffy and bloated. She lost 31 lbs on this weight-loss show, but has gained a bit since then. I think it’s all in her boobs since she was proudly displaying them on the show this morning. It’s just too damned early for so much cleavage.