How’s this for funny? I write for a local magazine and the editor recently sent me assignments for the July issue. I’m supposed to cover the Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World Fall Hunting Classic. I’m a fashion writer! I like things that are pretty. Camouflage, while a spring trend in clothing, is not my idea of fashion. I don’t care about guns, deer season, duck season (I love ducks!), bows and arrows, etc. I asked my editor if this was his idea of a sick joke. He just chuckled and said he was looking for the “Tammy touch” in the story. Apparently he wants sarcasm. He’s threatening to make me actually attend the event. That’s when I reconsider my writing career.